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Cover Reveal – Erotica by Rosie Bitts

The Pirates (The Lady Corsairs Part 3)

Erotica serial by Rosie Bitts with Mr. Bitts

Release Date: June 1, 2013

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The continuing adventures of Anna and Margot–the Lady Corsairs.

After rival pirates attack Billy the Bone’s ship, Margot and Anna find themselves awash in danger…and in need of satisfaction to put out the fires of excitement.

But will they find it with each other or amongst the lustful members of the crew?
Part action, part adventure, all erotic…The Lady Corsairs.

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Author photo courtesy of JoAnn Way Photography www.joannway.smugmug.com

Author photo courtesy of JoAnn Way Photography http://www.joannway.smugmug.com

Rosie Bitts is a burlesque diva, chanteuse, impresario and sex in heels. When you’re known as the “Libido of Burlesque”, writing erotica is the next logical step.

 

Rosie is a performer, producer, keynote speaker, and writer of her multiple award-winning one woman play, “The Fabulous Miss Rosie Bitts”. She was named a “Notable Canadian Woman” by the National Post, and award-winning author Cherie Priest called her “…the real deal and the whole package.” She has performed all over North America, is the founder of Best Bitts Productions, and is excited to be sharing her sexy with the world through literature.

Mr. Bitts is the pseudonym of best-selling fantasy author Bruce Blake. His Khirro’s Journey epic fantasy trilogy was awarded the Life Changing Read Award by author and reviewer Ella Medler, and his first novel, urban fantasy On Unfaithful Wings, was a semi-finalist for the Kindle Book Review’s Best Indie Book of 2012. Life as the trophy husband of a burlesque diva has led Bruce to many places he never expected to go, so it wasn’t a surprise when Rosie wanted to team up to write historical erotica, and the Lady Corsairs were born.

 

Five Secrets About Writing They Might Not Have Told You Pt. 2 – Editing

Those of you who read my post Five Secrets About Writing They Might Not Have Told You Pt.1 – The First Draft–published way back in December–probably thought I either got lazy or didn’t really know five secrets. I can assure you, it’s not due to laziness, for I have published two novels since then (and the third comes out July 1) and two parts of an erotica serial written with my wife (the third comes out June 1), as well as having started two other novels. And, I am already thinking about ‘Five More Secrets About Writing They Might Not Have Told You’, even with four parts yet to write.

I just get busy, I guess.

Enough about me, though. Let’s get on with every writer’s favourite topic…editing. Sorry in advance, but this may be a longer than usual post.edit, editing

As an independent, self-published author, I often find myself involved in discussions debating the benefits of self-publishing versus traditional publishing, both with readers and fellow authors.

I am the first to admit that both have their pros and cons–which I won’t get into here for fear of having this post run out of control–but the two attractive features of traditional publishing which are almost universally agreed upon are distribution and perceived quality. It is the latter which provides the impetus for this post.

The perception of quality in traditionally published books comes from the editorial support provided by (or thought to be provided by, at least) publishing houses. Before anything goes to print, multiple editors will have a go at a manuscript and multiple revisions happen, all supposedly to bring the best manuscript to market (or perhaps the most likely to sell?).

What too many indie authors miss is that they can also bring this level to their work, but it has to start with the writers themselves.

Even if you are investing thousands of dollars sending your manuscript off to one of the best editors in the world, you still have to take a look (really, a number of looks) at the work yourself before you email it away. But how do you do that? You just wrote the thing, you know what happens, your eyes are already tired of looking at it. How do you take that step back and get some distance?

You’re right, it’s difficult. The answer is not to simply sit down with your manuscript and start reading, looking for errors–this is exactly how you will miss things. The key is to have a plan, a process. That looks different from one writer to the next, but here’s what I do:

1. Bad word edit.

imagesIn this stage of my editing, I have a list of words I go looking for and try to weed out to get rid of my habitual ‘go to’ words, passive constructions, and wishy-washiness. Most word processors and writing software (I use Power Writer) will have a ‘find’ or ‘find & replace’ function under the edit tab to make this easier. Here is my list:

that, as (shows me both ‘as’ sentence constructions and passive ‘was’), were, just, try, tried, moment, turn, fro (shows me ‘from’ when I meant ‘out of’ and the like, as well as having people standing in front of things too often and when my fingers screwed up ‘for’), form (I used to misspell ‘from’ frequently), could, had, almost, even, somehow, something, barely, nearly, only (a bunch of wishy-washy words there), still, there, manage, glance, feel/felt (not precise enough), would, like.

I look for all of these words in a chapter before moving on to the next, reconstructing sentences and reconfiguring wordings as I find them. I’ve been using this list for some time, so a few of the words have come close to being completely weeded out of my writing (I almost never use barely, barely ever use nearly, and nearly always remember to leave out almost). It feels great when I run through a chapter and find a few of the words that I’ve either used sparingly or avoided all together.

Some writers might think this is a bit backward doing such a close edit on the first pass, because we are often taught our first edit should look at the big picture, taking into consideration storylines, tone, character arcs and such. This type of edit actually gives you that kind of view of your manuscript because you end up looking at your book one sentence at a time, skipping some and reading others, and not in order. You will be surprised what you notice.

2. Editing software.

This is a new step in the process for me…well, not really new, but different. I recently found on-line editing software called ProWriting Aid, and I love it (don’t worry, Ella, it will never take your place, only make your job easier). The way it works is easy–all you do is paste your manuscript into it (I usually do one chapter at a time), click ‘analyze’, and it spits out a number of reports for you. They include:

overused words, variation of sentence length, grammar (includes spelling, ending sentences with prepositions, etc.), writing style (passive verbs, repeated sentence starts), sticky sentences (I’m not sure how they define ‘sticky sentence’, but it’s helped my cut out a lot of unnecessary words), clichés (things that sound like clichés) and redundancies (e.g.-enter into), repeated words and phrases (that occur within a few sentences of each other), phrases summary (2 to 5 word phrases and how often you use them), diction, vague and abstract words (feel is a vague word, for example), complex words, alliteration analysis, consistency, time (to check the timeline in your story), dialogue (tag frequency), and homonyms (make sure you meant there, not their, or they’re, or thar if you’re writing about pirates).

It also provides a word cloud to give a visual of how often you use certain words in your story.

These are all things I try to be aware of, but sometimes get missed (a recent word cloud showed me that the most used word in one chapter was bottle, so I found a way to ditch a bunch). I think finding this software is the best things to happen to my writing in a while and will save me a considerable amount of time, as well as allowing my editor to concentrate more on story (and less in counting how many times I used the words ‘man’ or ‘men’, right Ella?).

The key to using software like this is to remember it is not assessing your story, simply the patter of words.

I take notes during both of these steps, noting either directly in the manuscript or in a notebook any new ideas, inconsistencies, or story and character thoughts, so I have them at hand when I get to step three.

3. The chapter read through.reading-47286_640

My first read through is done chapter by chapter when I am done step two (i.e.- do step two, completing all changes, then do step three, then move on to do step two on the following chapter, then step three…lather, rinse, repeat). In this step, I am looking mainly at pacing, tone, word choices and sentence structure. I will also continue to take notes as I did in steps one and two.

4. The full read through.

Start at the beginning, work through to the end. My main concerns are story, character and consistency…the big things.

5. Send it to the editor.

You have to have an editor. Let me repeat that, in case you missed it…YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN EDITOR. Yes, this will cost you money, so start putting aside your pennies now. DO NOT be one of those indie authors who cuts corners and gives self-publishing a bad name, you hurt all of us when you do.

6. Returned from editor.

Make necessary changes.

7. Proofreaders/Beta readers

Have some people who like to read, know how to spell, and know where commas are supposed to go, because there are always some that get missed. Have as many of them as you can, then don’t be surprised when something slips through everybody and the first person who reviews your book points out a sentence with a missing word. Every published book–self or traditional–has at least one mistake. Electronic, self-published books have the advantage of being able to upload a new, corrected version.

Like I said…long post. But here’s the thing you really need to know about editing…it has to be done no matter whether you choose to self-publish or go the trad-publishing route. If you are an indie like me, good quality editing will lead to more sales. If you are going to go with traditional publishing, agents and publishers expect to get your best possible effort in their hands for their consideration–don’t miss out on a publishing contract because you don’t like editing.

Learn to love editing and sell more books.

(PS – I am in no way associated with ProWriting Aid. I discovered it on a forum and have been thankful for its mention ever since)

Cover Reveal: Cinta Garcia de la Rosa’s “The Funny Adventures of Little Nani”

I love hosting other authors on the blog, so let’s do that today! Welcome Cinta Garcia de la Rosa as she introduces the new cover to her book, The Funny Adventures of Little Nani. (Be sure to scroll all the way to the bottom for your chance to win something, too!)

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Hello, everyone!

I am thrilled to be here, so I can share with all of you the new cover I got for my book “The Funny Adventures of Little Nani”. My book was published last September 2012 with a cover that I created with one of the templates offered by CreateSpace. It is OK, but it is not what I wanted for my book. But now things are different. I got a gorgeous new cover created by Mark Stone and I think it is time I share it with all of you. From now on, all my Little Nani covers will follow the same format, so they will be easily recognizable for its readers. So thanks for being here and enjoy the gorgeous new cover!

BLURB.

Little Nani is a little girl who likes helping people. However, when she helps people the results can be a bit unexpected. Why is that? Little Nani is a witch! Or at least she wants to be a witch. With her magic wand, she will try to cast different spells to help her friends, but she won’t be successful all the time.

Follow Little Nani in her funny adventures and meet her extraordinary friends. Funny ostriches, horses that love reading, super-fast turtles, grumpy zombies… Little Nani has lots of friends! You can also draw your own characters!

Little Nani is willing to become a good witch. Will she manage to do it? Who knows? Read the stories and discover what happens next!

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AUTHOR BIO.

CintaAuthorCinta Garcia de la Rosa is a Spanish writer who has loved the written word since he discovered she was able to read books at age 5. Since then, she has become a bookworm and reads around 100 books every year. She also writes, every day, compulsively, even in the middle of the night. You cannot control when inspiration hits you, can you? She writes in English because she is convinced that in a previous life she was British, so writing in English feels more natural to her than writing in her native language. Yes, she is crazy like that. Cinta Garcia is the author of “The Funny Adventures of Little Nani”, a collection of short stories for children, and “A Foreigner in London”, a short story published on Smashwords.

LINKS TO THE BOOKS.

Createspace: https://www.createspace.com/3914481

Amazon (US): http://www.amazon.com/Funny-Adventures-Little-Nani-ebook/dp/B009YMBXJW/ref=tag_dpp_lp_edpp_ttl_in

Amazon (UK): http://www.amazon.co.uk/Funny-Adventures-Little-Nani-ebook/dp/B009YMBXJW/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/298936

MEDIA LINKS:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CintaGarciaRosa

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cinta-Garc%C3%ADa-de-la-Rosa-Author/333755993341596

Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6470058.Cinta_Garc_a_de_la_Rosa

Amazon Author: http://www.amazon.com/Cinta-Garc%C3%ADa-de-la-Rosa/e/B009LHYYSM

Smashwords Author: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Austenite78

Website: http://www.cintagarciadelarosa.com/

Blogs: http://cintascorner.wordpress.com/ // http://icantstopreadingblog.com/ //

http://authorsyouwanttoread.wordpress.com/

Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/CintaGarciaRosa/

Tumblr: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/cintascorner

About.me: http://about.me/cintagarcia

Authorsdb: http://authorsdb.com/authors-directory/1034-cinta-garcia-de-la-rosa

Askdavid.com: http://askdavid.com/reviews/book/children-book/3237

 

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Attention Authors: Opportunity Knocks!

Over the past few weeks, I have been doing a great deal of pondering over the subjects of promotion and advertising. (To catch up, you can read my Guild of Dreams posts here, here and here). Now, I am like most indie authors…I don’t really like the promotion side of what I do–I would much rather be writing and editing–but I also see it as a necessary evil. Let’s face it, when you’re a guy supporting a family of four as a full-time writer, you’ve got to pay some attention.

During my time looking at different venues for advertising and promotion, I have also come upon other ways of creating interest and generating sales, two of which I plan to undertake…but I can’t do it alone. I’m not looking for help per se (at least, I don’t think I am), but definitely contributors. Here’s what’s up:

1. A collection of fantasy novels.

Recently, a group of eight authors put out a collection called To Die For with the intent of helping new readers discover their work and using the power of the group to promote the collection (read a little bit more about it here on GalleyCat). I would like to do a similar thing with other writers in the fantasy genre, so I am looking for 7 or 8 authors like myself who self-publish fantasy. Any sub-genre of fantasy is fine, in fact I think a bit of a mix would be good, but for it to be worth each contributor’s time, you should have a minimum of three books out, either in a series or all fantasy, at the very least.  I would also require that the average rating of the book be a minimum of 4 stars. Other than providing your formatted book, the only thing I will require from any participants is a willingness to promote the collection any way they can.

Cost? Nothing. I will pay for any expenses incurred up front with the understanding that I am paid back first before any profits are shared.

How will profits be shared? To be discussed, but I imagine a small percentage to my self-publishing company off the top, then an equal split.

If you are interested, please email me at bruceblake (at) hotmail (dot) ca

2. NetGalley Co-op

Another project I want to put together is a NetGalley co-op. If you haven’t heard of NetGalley, they are a site that connects professional readers (bloggers, book reviewers, librarians, educators, etc.) with authors. The service is available to individual authors for a cost of $399, which gives you membership for 6 months and the ability to post one book. There is also an option to create a co-operative of 20 authors…this drops the price to about $300 each, allows a full year and an unlimited number of books for each author. I bumped into this on a discussion thread on KBoards, so maybe have a read through that for a better explanation (find it here).

While this is often thought of as a way to collect reviews for ARCs, published books are also allowed. From what I’ve seen so far, this is a great opportunity to get books reviewed by prominent bloggers/reviewers. With promotion being tied more and more to the number of reviews a book has and its average star ratings, and Amazon frowning on authors trading honest reviews, we need to look elsewhere for solutions, and this may be a good one. I think that authors with more than one book they can offer for review over the course of the year will see the best results for their investment.

I am in no way connected with NetGalley nor compensated by them, so I will be taking the same risk as anyone else involved. Take the time to read the thread and, again, contact me at bruceblake(at)hotmail(dot)ca if you’re interested.

So…who wants to play?

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Post Promo Post (Update #2)

The new month has begun and the little brown bar reappears on the old sales chart…Hero to zero. Thankfully, it doesn’t last long, though I’m still struggling to break through in Brazil, the only Amazon store where I’ve yet to sell a copy of any book. Of course, I might be better off worrying about selling in my own country of Canada first.

To finish off last month, check out this post I did over at the Guild of Dreams blog detailing how April’s promo turned out.

Post Promo Post (Update #2).

Promo Update #1

Over on the Guild of Dreams, I’ve been detailing my promo efforts this month. Here’s a post about what’s happened so far and what’s coming up.

Promo Update #1.

2-For-1 Cover Reveal

Thought I would save those precious electrons that power the interwebs and kill two cover reveals with one blog post. Let me know what you think!

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Khirro’s Journey: The Complete Trilogy

Release date: April 25

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A coward. A king. A curse. A quest.

Follow the fate of Khirro, a farmer who never wanted be anything more, on a quest to save a kingdom. All three books of the Khirro’s Journey trilogy–Blood of the King, Spirit of the King and Heart of the King–available in one volume. The series has been called “an excellent adventure, “incredible”, “the best read in a very long time” and “a masterpiece” by satisfied readers. Thousands have joined Khirro and his companions on their adventure through haunted lands, in their defiance of scheming magicians, and their fight against an army of the dead. Now is your chance to take up the journey and live the adventure.

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The Handmaid (The Lady Corsairs Part 2)

Erotica from Miss Rosie Bitts with Mr. Bitts

Release Date: May 1

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The adventures of Anna and Margot–the Lady Corsairs–continue.

After being left behind on a pirate ship filled with cut-throat corsairs, Margot has only the handsome and dangerous Billy the Bone to turn to for help and protection. But at what price will his protection come? With hundreds of miles of the Mediterranean Sea separating Margot from the life she once knew, it seems a journey across the sea isn’t the only journey the handmaid is set to take.

 

Author photo courtesy of JoAnn Way Photography www.joannway.smugmug.com

Author photo courtesy of JoAnn Way Photography http://www.joannway.smugmug.com

Rosie Bitts is a burlesque diva, chanteuse, impresario and sex in heels. When you’re known as the “Libido of Burlesque”, writing erotica is the next logical step.

 

Rosie is a performer, producer, keynote speaker, and writer of her multiple award-winning one woman play, “The Fabulous Miss Rosie Bitts”. She was named a “Notable Canadian Woman” by the National Post, and award-winning author Cherie Priest called her “…the real deal and the whole package.” She has performed all over North America, is the founder of Best Bitts Productions, and is excited to be sharing her sexy with the world through literature.

 

 

Mr. Bitts is the pseudonym of best-selling fantasy author Bruce Blake. His Khirro’s Journey epic fantasy trilogy was awarded the Life Changing Read Award by author and reviewer Ella Medler, and his first novel, urban fantasy On Unfaithful Wings, was a semi-finalist for the Kindle Book Review’s Best Indie Book of 2012. Life as the trophy husband of a burlesque diva has led Bruce to many places he never expected to go, so it wasn’t a surprise when Rosie wanted to team up to write historical erotica, and the Lady Corsairs were born.

 

Some Important Words on Crowd Funding

One of the latest crazes in the world of publishing (and well beyond) is using crowd funding to finance your writing project. Success stories of people who exceeded their wildest expectations abound. In fact, a personal friend of mine ran a Kickstarter campaign a year ago, aiming to raise $4000 to write his novel designed to entertain and educate 8-12 year old girls. By the end of his campaign, he had raised over $90,000 and has committed to writing several more novels, short stories, and a teachers’ companion. But it’s not just the publishing industry having success, here are some examples of current campaigns doing really (really, really) well on Kickstarter:

The Crabby Wallet: $10,000 goal, $114,000 raised with 22 days to go

BAUHAUS Titanium key chain/carabiner: $10,000 goal, $116,000 raised with 23 days remaining

Smallworld 2 (Video Game): $150,000 goal, $390,000 raised (sorry, only 30 minutes left)

Folding USB Solar Cell: $5000 goal, $71500 raised with 21 days remaining

Smart Herb Garden: $75000 goal, $300,000 raised with 10 days remaining

And the current biggie: The Veronica Mars Movie: $2,000,000 goal, over $5,000,000 raised with 54 hours remaining.

That’s without even looking at IndieGoGo or any of the other sources out there (there are currently 531 publishing related campaigns on Kickstarter alone). It seems that there is money out there to be had and I, for one, am planning on running a campaign for my next project.

But it is not the prospect of offering fans and readers the opportunity to be part of my next book that has actually prompted this post. Earlier today, I read about a crowd funding project for an independent author with some real importance.

David Farland, author of Nightingale and others, is in need of a different kind of assistance–not money for editing, cover art or promotion. His 16-year-old son Ben was in an accident on his long board, suffered severe head trauma, and is in a medically induced coma. Unfortunately, the family does not have insurance, and it is expected that Ben’s care could soar into the millions. A crowd funding campaign has been started to help out with the costs.

I don’t know Mr. Farland or his family, and I have not read any of his books, but when I read about what happened, it struck a nerve in me. I have a teenage son who once took a tumble off a long board (thankfully, without any major injuries), and I had a sudden flash of what his family must be going through. I live in Canada, where we complain about our health care but don’t have to worry about these sorts of situations, so it is almost unfathomable for me to imagine someone not getting the medical attention they need, yet as a father, I can feel the family’s pain.

My hope for Mr. Farland, his family, and his son is that some of those people out there who are happy to give their money for the development of video games, and herb gardens, books and movies, can also see when there is a real need for us all to pull together as a community.

I want to see a Veronica Mars movie just as much as the next guy, but how about we help save a life?

Here’s the GoFundMe page where they are raising money, and some other ways you can help via Facebook. You’d want someone to give $5 if it was your child.

Author Spotlight: Brad Fleming

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: one of my favourite parts of being an indie author is how so many people come together knowing that all the boats float higher when the water rises (or some cliche like that). To that end, it is with great pleasure I welcome to the blog Mr. Brad Fleming, author of Role of Dishonour, a fast paced thriller set around the violent and unsteady times of the “Troubles” in Ireland.

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HOW IT FELT TO PUBLISH MY FIRST BOOK (Brad Fleming)

It’s a little like holding your first child. Not quite as good, but pretty close. For a start, it took a lot longer to create—and the blood, sweat and tears of its creation were nothing like so pleasurable.

The satisfaction of finally seeing it in print, however, was special. This was all my own work, a job that didn’t require a partner, although many kind people helped in finally getting it out there.

Doctors cure patients. Mechanics mend cars. Prospectors seek gold—and sometimes find it. Writers write—and the industrious (and fortunate) ones get to see their book in print. It’s a warm and special feeling, matched only on the day when someone tells you “I’ve just read your book. I thoroughly enjoyed it; couldn’t put it down. When’s the next one due?”

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ROLE OF DISHONOUR

For generations Northern Ireland has withstood a vicious campaign of terrorist violence that has left thousands dead and countless more horribly injured. The British and Irish Governments seem powerless and to have settled for what one leading politician calls an acceptable level of violence.

There appears to be no solution to the conflict. But, when a Provisional IRA bomb kills two grandparents and a four-month-old baby on a lonely border road, four men from widely different backgrounds – a politician, a policeman, a soldier and a journalist – decide enough is enough. They embark on a daring plan to exact vengeance – and to end the Ulster Troubles once and for all.

Role of Dishonour is about violence and vengeance, treachery and treason, retribution and reward. Men die – women and children too. It’s a world where one man’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter. For generations the troubles in Ireland have pitted Protestant against Catholic, Unionist against Nationalist and Loyalist against Republican. There seems no end to the mindless spiral of death and destruction.

Yet the book is also a poignant love story, set against the background of one of the most beautiful pieces of earth God ever made. It’s the story of a man and a woman from different backgrounds and different worlds who find one another and tentatively begin to forge a relationship amid the chaos and despair. Are they to be star-crossed lovers or will true love triumph in the end?

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Excerpts from Role of Dishonour:Brad ROD 3D cover

The reason you’re here is because each one of you has a certain talent, a particular expertise which, properly directed and, properly co-ordinated, could have a decisive effect on the situation existing in Ireland at the present time. I must also tell you that, while the prize is great, the risks to each one of us are considerable. I am speaking of physical risks gentlemen. Failure could result in imprisonment for all of us–or even death!”

He saw her then–sitting alone on a high stool at the left end of the bar counter. Quite simply, she was the most striking woman he’d seen in a long time. She appeared totally oblivious of his arrival and he found himself stopping involuntarily in order to study her more closely. Dexter was not normally so rude, or so easily impressed, but here was a woman well worthy of a second look.”

The events of the last 24 hours had put Northern Ireland back on the front pages and on TV screens worldwide. Politicians from all sides were parading in front of the cameras and microphones. Every hotel in Belfast was packed with journalists and TV crews representing, it seemed, just about every country in the world.”

They awakened in each other’s arms in the half-light of the October dawn. They made love again, more gently this time, much more slowly. She even allowed him to lead and was content to adapt to his pace, be subservient to his desires. It was no more than the poor man deserved after the unforgivably blatant manner in which she had seduced him the night before.”

People who live for their country serve it better than those who die for it. The doctrine of an eye for an eye ultimately leaves everybody blind.”

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Readers, good news – you can pick up Role of Dishonour this week for just 99 cents at this link: http://www.amazon.com/Role-of-Dishonour-ebook/dp/B009R8X2EC

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

If you would like to connect with Brad and get news on his next big release you can friend him on Facebook: http://www.amazon.com/Role-of-Dishonour-ebook/dp/B009R8X2EC

 

Brad’s newest release, Deadline to Danger is due out in April of this year.

 

Brad Fleming

Brad Fleming

Before becoming an author Brad Fleming was in journalism, broadcasting and public relations all of his working life. Born in the small fishing village of Kilkeel, Co Down, in the shadow of where the famous Mountains of Mourne sweep down to the sea, he worked in local newspapers before moving on to a national daily paper in Belfast. Later he broadcast on news and sport for the BBC. In his thirties he made a career switch to join the British Government Information Service, a job which took him to many corners of the world.

New Release! The Invitation (The Lady Corsairs Part 1)

When my wife suggested that we write an erotica serial together, I was both excited and a little nervous. I shouldn’t need to explain why I was excited to you…unless you missed the part where I said ‘write erotica with my wife’. Nervous, however, came from a few sources: new genre, a serial, historical…and writing with my wife. Luckily, it’s all turned out great. She does most of the heavy erotic lifting (by that, I mean she writes the sex scenes)–taking the nervousness of writing a new, unfamiliar genre away–and does some fantastic writing and editing; the historical element is set in the mid-17th century with pirates (and I’ve long maintained that I was actually a pirate in a previous life), so that’s fun; and writing a serial hasn’t been as challenging as I thought (as long as we keep ahead of the deadlines).

The result is a historical erotic romance adventure that will provide enough thrills in and out of bed to delight any reader.

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present: The Invitation (The Lady Corsairs Part 1)

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TheInvitation(1)Margot’s life as a handmaid has been hard, sometimes even dangerous, but it was never adventurous until the night she met Anna, the Marquess of Denholm.

Anna is beautiful, fearless, and sometimes a bit reckless. Margot admires these attributes—they are part of what makes her feel things for the marquess she has never felt for another woman—but she never expected to live that way herself.

And the last thing she expected to do was dine with the most notorious pirate in the Mediterranean.

Captain William Bonney is handsome and dangerous, an adventure waiting to happen. Innocent Margot thinks the corsair’s invitation is merely for a friendly dinner, but with wanton Anna and lusty Billy the Bone at the table, could there be more than dinner on the menu?

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Excerpt from Chapter one of The Invitation (The Lady Corsairs Part 1)

Margot, be a dear and wash my back for me.” Anna leaned forward and looked at the handmaid, eyes gleaming as she held the dripping cloth out for her. “I have such trouble reaching.”

Oui, Madame.”

Margot padded across the elaborate rug covering the stone floor and kneeled beside the tub where she took the cloth from her mistress’ hand.

Call me Anna, at least when my husband is not around. There is no need for such formalities when the marquis is not in the room.”

Yes, M…Anna.”

That’s better.”

Anna pulled her knees up to her chest and leaned forward, the hot water sloshing against the sides of the tub. She pulled her long, black hair away from her back and over her shoulder and allowed her head to bob forward as she closed her eyes. Margot dipped the cloth in the water, watching her mistress’ face and taking in the glistening sheen of perspiration on her top lip, the curve of her elegant lashes, the way her lips parted ever so slightly in anticipation of the water touching her back. Margot didn’t hesitate to give her mistress what she desired; she drew the cloth out of the water and, without wringing it out, held it up and squeezed it over the nape of Anna’s neck. The water ran down the marquess’ back like gentle fingers touching, tickling, and Anna giggled at the feel of it.

It is all right?” Margot asked.

Oh, yes. Please, don’t stop.”

Kneeling beside the tub, the freshness of the steam and the heady smell of the herbs floating in the bath filled Margot’s head, tingled along her nerves. Anna leaned forward, stretching her arms and extending her hands past her knees under the water, then she relaxed and remained hunched forward. Margot rubbed the washcloth down her back, felt the shape of her ribs and muscle, the hard ridge of scar along her shoulder blade. She opened her mouth to ask about it again—the third time? Fourth?—more to hear what story the marquess would create this time than to find out how she actually acquired the mark, but her mistress spoke again before she could.

Perfect, Margot,” she sighed.

A shiver trembled along Anna’s spine and Margot smiled to herself. She was grateful to be employed and able to send money to her mother back home, but she also truly liked her mistress, enjoyed pleasing her. She pulled her sleeve up and dipped the cloth in the water to refresh it, swirling it around under the surface so it caressed the small of the marquess’ back, the top of her behind. The water lapped around the middle of her forearm, hot against her skin, almost too hot to bear, and she wondered how Anna could stand it. Margot pulled the cloth out and stroked it down the marquess’ back, humming a tune to herself the name of which she didn’t know—she’d heard it played by a string quartet at a party thrown by the marquis’ bank, and it stayed with her ever since.

Water splashed and dripped delicate rhythms in the tub, sending gentle ripples across its surface. Beneath her hand, Margot felt Anna’s ribs expand with a deep breath, contract as she exhaled. Another breath, then another, shorter, shallower. The handmaid refreshed the cloth and noticed a mint leaf stuck to the marquess’ back, the dark green of the herb a startling contrast against the woman’s pale skin. Before she continued washing, she plucked the leaf away, the pads of her fingertips brushing Anna’s bare flesh. The marquess let out a gentle sighing moan and Margot brought the cloth up once more.

Oh, Margot.” Anna turned abruptly; water slopped over the side of the tub, splashed Margot’s skirt. “You have such a soothing touch. You have to wash the rest of me. Will you do that?”

She gazed into the handmaid’s eyes, water glistening on her cheeks, an excited smile on her lips. Margot hesitated a second, an inexplicable excitement springing to life in her chest. As the marquess’ handmaid, she had no choice but to do as her mistress wished, though Anna rarely treated her like a servant—except perhaps when the marquis was in the room. Truthfully, she would have agreed even if she didn’t have to. Margot nodded; Anna clapped her hands and stood.

Water cascaded down the marquess’ torso, the light of the oil lamps shimmering on her wet skin, making it appear silver in spots. Margot looked up at her from her knees and her mouth dropped open. She’d seen her mistress unclothed many times—they met in a bath house, she helped her dress, she assisted her in her bathing—but the light shining on the curve of her hip, the summer night air teasing goose bumps onto her arms and the top of her chest, threatened to steal Margot’s breath from her chest.

Anna turned around, water sloshing around her knees.

Finish my back first,” she said peering over her shoulder, a mischievous gleam in her eye. “Make sure I am as clean as clean can be.”

Tiny waves rippled across the surface of the water, setting mint leaves and sprigs of rosemary rocking back and forth as Margot dipped the wash cloth again. She looked up at her mistress, at her long black hair plastered against her back, the water running out of it, down the gentle crescent at the small of her back, over the curve of her buttocks. The handmaid wrung out the cloth distractedly, mesmerized by the tempting waterfall following the cleft between her cheeks and disappearing between her legs to drip from her secret spot.

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Rosie Bitts is a burlesque diva, chanteuse, impresario and sex in heels. When you’re known as the “Libido of Burlesque”, writing erotica is the next logical step.

Author photo courtesy of JoAnn Way Photography www.joannway.smugmug.com

Author photo courtesy of JoAnn Way Photography http://www.joannway.smugmug.com

Rosie is a performer, producer, keynote speaker, and writer of her multiple award-winning one woman play, “The Fabulous Miss Rosie Bitts”. She was named a “Notable Canadian Woman” by the National Post, and award-winning author Cherie Priest called her “…the real deal and the whole package.” She has performed all over North America, is the founder of Best Bitts Productions, and is excited to be sharing her sexy with the world through literature.

Mr. Bitts is the pseudonym of best-selling fantasy author Bruce Blake. His Khirro’s Journey epic fantasy trilogy was awarded the Life Changing Read Award by author and reviewer Ella Medler, and his first novel, urban fantasy On Unfaithful Wings, was a semi-finalist for the Kindle Book Review’s Best Indie Book of 2012. Life as the trophy husband of a burlesque diva has led Bruce to many places he never expected to go, so it wasn’t a surprise when Rosie wanted to team up to write historical erotica, and the Lady Corsairs were born.

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